Collection of Lame Jokes

[256bits]

Oliver might be interpreted as "more olive", and olive is indeed a colour.

I actually was playing around with color - yellow olive is hex code 9D8F65.
I have to go back and give fresh a Like.

 

[DaveC426913]

"Hi. My name is Olive. I'm the eldest."
"Howdy. I'm Oliver. I'm the middle."
"I'm Olivest and I hate my parents."

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

I would say more thingy

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Leaving the light on for a few days while sleeping.

 

[DennisN]

 

[Orodruin]

A constant $C$ and $e^x$ were out walking one day when they saw a differential operator approaching.
- ”Help! It will eat me alive!” shouted the constant in terror.
- ”Stand close to me and I will protect you. We will get through it unharmed together!” said $e^x$.

As the differential operator came closer $e^x$ loudly declared
- ”Hello differential operator! We are $C e^x$!”
The differential operator smiled hungrily and said
-”Hello $C e^x$! I am $\partial / \partial y$ …”

 

[DennisN]

Old, but related.

Very funny!

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Gosh, that's such a hilarious picture!

 

[Hamiltonian]

 

[jack action]

 

[Borg]

I think they've lost all of their marbles already.

 

[WWGD]

For city dwellers:

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[jack action]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[Hamiltonian]

 

[Orodruin]

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That's still floating around the internet? It is generally not true in my experience as having been a Swedish kid. What would be normal Swedish behavior would have been to ask if the friend wanted to have dinner and call their parents to ask permission to stay for dinner.

 

[Borg]

Got to agree with that. It sounds more like an American trait than a European one.

 

[pinball1970]

That's still floating around the internet? It is generally not true in my experience as having been a Swedish kid. What would be normal Swedish behavior would have been to ask if the friend wanted to have dinner and call their parents to ask permission to stay for dinner.

Yes same in UK, if I had a friend over, my mum rang his mum for quick discussion then if we got a green light everyone got fed.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

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Instaounce would have been the better choice.

 

[DrGreg]

Instaounce would have been the better choice.

Instadram would be even better.

 

[fresh_42]

"Dram" is also used as a measure of the powder charge in a shotgun shell, representing the equivalent of black powder in drams avoirdupois.

 

[pinball1970]

Instaounce would have been the better choice.

Also a short I think.

"Hobbs was fond of his dram."

Monty python

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[pinball1970]

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I think that's the best word I have heard in a long time.
'meatbird.'

Brilliant

 

[kuruman]

I think that's the best word I have heard in a long time.
'meatbird.'

Brilliant

Tastes like chicken $\dots$

 

[WWGD]

I think that's the best word I have heard in a long time.
'meatbird.'

Brilliant

Meatbird is the meatword.

 

[Borg]

The bird is the word?

 

[fresh_42]

The bird is the word?

Bird is misspelled, to begin with.