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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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That took me way too long.phinds said:
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How (non) ' ironic'fresh_42 said:
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When I have arrived at the top, I will do my geometry-homework.
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Willkommen, Herr Escher.Sagittarius A-Star said:
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Escher was Dutch.WWGD said:
Welkom, meneer Escher.
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Me too.fresh_42 said:
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There are only 10 kinds of people.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Or, as some genius upthread said, those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who thought this would be a joke about binary.Sagittarius A-Star said:
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An impulse for humor momentarily came to me. Therefore this:
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, but looks like a raven, it is probably a raven.
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it could be a hallucinating raven.
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, but looks like a raven, it is probably a raven.
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it could be a hallucinating raven.
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What fruits cannot leave town to get married?
The can't elo(u)pe.
The can't elo(u)pe.
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http://www.jokes4us.com/politicaljokes/statemottosjoke.html
... run, duck, and cover ...
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LOL
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Most I spoke with agreed to Hawaii:berkeman said:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
TIL that one of my favorite actresses is from HI, Bette Midler.
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That sounds like the name of one of their gangs. They need better names.fresh_42 said:
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Everything was better before. Stone age, for example, no bills, no IRS, and BBQ the whole time.