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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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What did the librarian say when a man asked if there is a book about Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dogs?
"It rings a bell, but I'm not really sure if it is there or not."
"It rings a bell, but I'm not really sure if it is there or not."
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phinds said:
Rear brake tap 1, Rear brake tap 2, ...
Sorry, only motocross racers will probably understand that... 
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Three- tense=thirtyekuruman said:
It tastes good, but, it takes a while to, well, dislodge from my system. Somehow in my phone apps display, the McD's app is next to my step tracker app. Ironic.DennisN said:
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I started a band called 999 megabytes.
We still didn't get a gig yet.
We still didn't get a gig yet.
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There are two types of people in this world.
1. Those with bad memory
1. Those with bad memory
1. Those with bad memory
1. Those with bad memory
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Cop stopped me for excessive speeding and I told him he couldn't arrest me for being a good consumer. I paid for the whole speedometer and by God I'm going to USE the whole speedometer !