Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

Big books from Archives of Prague Castle:

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[256bits]

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Why the sad face?
Conscientious parents are saving the world for you kid.

A vegetable lego set.
You can eat your jummy construction.
Colorful and exciting...
Biodegradable - all natural, and green to the environment.

they just have to market it right.
Every child in mind will want a set.

I have actually bought a few sets myself.

 

[BillTre]

Packaging (plastic) could be improved upon however.

 

[DrGreg]

Everyone who said Page 404 cannot be found was wrong. Look at the bottom of this page...

Yes, I know "Page 404 cannot be found" is a misquote. It should really be "Error 404: Page cannot be found", or more-user-friendly words to that effect. But this is a lame joke thread.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[phinds]

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

 

[Ibix]

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

And we wooden want bad language.

 

[gmax137]

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I went to a cocktail party where one of the couples said "we will bring fish & chips." What they brought was a mix of Goldfish crackers and potato chips.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

Don't forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds tonight at 1AM for Thanksgiving.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[fresh_42]

I have experienced that!

 

[WWGD]

If I quote one of my previous posts from a post in Lame Jokes, I will be regressing to the meme.

 

[FranzS]

My grandpa has the heart of a lion...
and a permanent ban from the zoo.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[Borek]

Black Friday, anyone?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Swamp Thing]

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Oversight : Watchful care or supervision, OR.. error of omission

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

[dextercioby]