Collection of Lame Jokes

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History? What about all the other grades? I was trying to find connections to glowing noses and maintaining an A in Science.
That's what happens when you spend too much time deciphering physics jokes.

He should have gone from D- to A+ in gym.

 

[davenn]

Spoiler: for the youngin's amongst us

 

[dextercioby]

 

[pinball1970]

He should have gone from D- to A+ in gym.

I think improved grades in science and maths due to his contribution to novel flight navigational systems was warranted.

 

[pinball1970]

festive..

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

 

[nsaspook]

Sword-Wielding Suspect Arrested After Showering In Random House

You would think a well know big publishing company would have better security,

 

[berkeman]

well know big publishing company

LOL

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

He should have gone from D- to A+ in gym.

His school was so fancy, it didn't just have a gym, it had a James.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[phinds]

Don't know about you folks but this is definitely true for me:

 

[jtbell]

Also note the state just west of "North" Dakota and Nebraska.

 

[jtbell]

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But doesn't everybody do that on their phones nowadays? Either your bank app or your health app, take your pick.

 

[WWGD]

But doesn't everybody do that on their phones nowadays? Either your bank app or your health app, take your pick.

Check their balance ?

 

[DaveC426913]

festive..

This would be more accurate if it were put up with the skin still on it, but the skin had fallen off into a heap around the bottom.

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

If your wife is really mad at you, you need to buy a new motorcycle.

She'll be even more mad at you, but hey ... you'll have a new motorcycle

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

If your wife is really mad at you, you need to buy a new motorcycle.

She'll be even more mad at you, but hey ... you'll have a new motorcycle

This one reminds me of one of my all-time favorites:

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jrmichler]

If your wife is really mad at you, you need to buy a new motorcycle.

I sold our motorcycle (BMW R80RT) when our daughter was born, and did not buy another when our daughter grew up and moved out. So now, my wife is mad because I did NOT buy a new motorcycle.