Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[sbrothy]

As I've been away for some time I can't remember if I posted this one. Still, I want my return to be on a bright note and I cculdn't find it using search. So here is the most intellectual joke I know:

Q: Whats green, brown, has four legs and will kill you instantly if it falls on you from a tree?

A: A pool table.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Something soft and warm for your trunk and junk, with ears

I made that post over 18 years ago! LOL!!!

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[DennisN]

Just a quick lesson in behavioural biology:

 

[phinds]

A protective dad

Self-protective that is.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

" I told you to stop following those bees. Now you look like a Kardashian"

 

[davenn]

I just found the worst page in the dictionary.
What I saw was disgusting, disgraceful, dishonest & disingenuous!

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

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" I told you to leave the bee alone. Now you look like one of the Kardashians "

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[nsaspook]

I went to a fish and chips stand the other day run by monastery. I asked the guy manning it “Are you the fish friar or the chip monk?”

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

No joke!

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ibix]

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Helmets? Luxury!

 

[Ibix]

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Kind of the reverse of that, when I was doing my PhD a labmate had got some videos of his experiment and asked me, resident computer nerd, if I knew if he could embed them in the pdf version of his thesis (cutting edge stuff, back in the day). I didn't know, so typed "videos in LaTeX" into an early-2000s search engine.

Let's say that technical articles were not the top search result.