Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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OSHA is a Government agency in charge of enforcing safety standards in the workplace.
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WWGD said:
OSHA is a Government agency in charge of enforcing safety standards in the workplace.
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They are wearing helmets. Nothing to see here.
 
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Orodruin said:
They are wearing helmets. Nothing to see here.
Unlike these guys

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How many forks could a forklift lift if a forklift could lift forks?
 
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Ibix said:
How many forks could a forklift lift if a forklift could lift forks?
Roughly 200000.
 
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It's forklifts all the way down for flat earthers.
 
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WWGD said:
OSHA is a Government agency in charge of enforcing safety standards in the workplace.
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first guy - So you say Godzilla came out if the water and he was this high?
second guy - No, Only this high.
 
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Happy new 2023!

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Thought for the day....

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Follow me for more helpful info.
 
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Orodruin said:
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I live near Houston, and still that made me chuckle. Sometimes it is funny because it's true.
 
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I think I want to print some of these, so I can place on cars as necessary.
 
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Your attention please: due to supply chain issues, New Years will be delayed until Feb 3rd.
 
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She'll be back. That stuff only lasts a few months.
 
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This is old but funny if you haven't seen it.

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DennisN said:
Happy new 2023!

[...Stan wakes up at the crack of Dawn...]
And the aroma of roses, no doubt?
 
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A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
 
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Pregnant women are technically bodybuilders.
 
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