Collection of Lame Jokes

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[mfb]

Staring at windows is a common job, too.

 

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[strangerep]

[All shrimp were born male, but grow into females as they mature]

Hmm. Interesting strategy. The mature females can always have naughties with young boys, and... it's normal.

I wonder whether CRISPR could engineer a similar thing in humans, but with genders reversed?

 

[strangerep]

[How does one man manage to look like Bill Clinton and the Queen simultaneously?]

Poor guy. I wonder if he also suffers from an anus horriblis?

 

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Hmm. Interesting strategy. The mature females can always have naughties with young boys, and... it's normal.

I wonder whether CRISPR could engineer a similar thing in humans, but with genders reversed?

Let's ask TikTok.

 

[Ibix]

My son complained about a horrendous pun I made, and asked (in proper teenage dramatic fashion) WHY he had to put up with my jokes. I told him he was probably being pun-ished for something.

He didn't think that was as funny as I did...

 

[Ibix]

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Appropriately enough:

 

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[davenn]

Teams of Forest Rangers shoot grizzlies with sedative darts before approaching.​

There's safety in numb bears.​

 

[dextercioby]

Natural selection.

 

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An even lamer reply: "Steak would be a good option. Feed some of it to the cat for putting dinner on the table for once, that lazya$$".

 

[BillTre]

 

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Stereotype== Stereo Type=Sony.

 

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Natural selection.

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Not much different from what others do in social media.

 

[Shyleea1]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was stapled to Sid Vicious.

Who in turn was attempting to teach the o'possum it could be done

 

[Shyleea1]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rabbit?a rabbit fur sock

 

[Shyleea1]

Something soft and warm for your trunk and junk, with ears

 

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