Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ibix]

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I rolled my eyes at that one and didn't really look at the picture until just now... That's quite a skill.

 

[Borg]

Kind of the reverse of that, when I was doing my PhD a labmate had got some videos of his experiment and asked me, resident computer nerd, if I knew if he could embed them in the pdf version of his thesis (cutting edge stuff, back in the day). I didn't know, so typed "videos in LaTeX" into an early-2000s search engine.

Let's say that technical articles were not the top search result.

I saw a similar one after a demo to a customer. We were demonstrating a web page that had thumbnails on it. My manager was talking about its features, moused over them but never clicked on any of them (thankfully). Later, I had found that one piece of code just had a google search and another was a list of drilldowns for the thumbnails that someone had just entered xxx for each of them. We made sure to fix that before any more demos.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

I particularly like the automatic fertilizer attachment.

 

[WWGD]

In the French Soccer league: 5 Paris, Nothing Tolouse.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[jack action]

This is the question I also ask myself when I see people praising having bots doing everything for us: To what end?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Shultz was a huge fan of Socrates.

 

[jtbell]

But can he do it by smell only?

 

[Ibix]

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But can he do it by smell only?

If he can't he should stop wearing the pince-nez.

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

Great Mnemonic for the Great Lakes.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[256bits]

Reading the book twice, or reading two books will leave you with 25% of your problems.

Geometric series, isn't .

a_n = 100 ( 0.5 ) ^n-1

there will always be a problem

 

[topsquark]

My sister!

-Dan