Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ivan Seeking]

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Tsk tsk tsk. I'm over 60 and did something like 40,000 ft-lbs of weight lifts last night, with as many controlled releases. And I'm just getting back in shape again.

Many people choose to be old. I decided aging and dying are for sissies and I refuse to do it!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Every time I jump on the elliptical to do my high intensity interval training, I think "Run for your life!" My next thought is often, "And I hope I don't die".

 

[topsquark]

Every time I jump on the elliptical to do my high intensity interval training, I think "Run for your life!" My next thought is often, "And I hope I don't die".

Hmph. Every time I do stuff like that the tendonitis in my left elbow acts up and I start wheezing.

-Dan

 

[Arjan82]

Many people choose to be old. I decided aging and dying are for sissies and I refuse to do it!

Or as a famous Dutch writer (Harry Mulisch) once said:
"My mortality remains to be proven..."

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Hmph. Every time I do stuff like that the tendonitis in my left elbow acts up and I start wheezing.

-Dan

Yes, most of us have to compensate and figure out what we CAN do.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[dextercioby]

 

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[Bandersnatch]

Oh, my. I sometimes forget there are ads on youtube.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

Oh, my. I sometimes forget there are ads on youtube.

Once YouTube Vanced shuts down, we will all be in huge trouble. Though desktop users won't face any trouble.

 

[Bandersnatch]

Once YouTube Vanced shuts down, we will all be in huge trouble.

You can always download and use the desktop version of firefox for android, and watch youtube from there. All the extensions and addons work the same.

 

[Wrichik Basu]

You can always download and use the desktop version of firefox for android, and watch youtube from there. All the extensions and addons work the same.

I use Firefox on Android, and am pleased that it allows AdGuard. Even a few months back, the YouTube website from mobile browser didn't have the Shorts tab. Checked just now, and it is there!

 

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[WWGD]

 

[Swamp Thing]

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Not a very compelling ad, in any case.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Or as a famous Dutch writer (Harry Mulisch) once said:
"My mortality remains to be proven..."

I guess it's fair to say that if I'm not immortal, I'll never know it.

 

[topsquark]

-Dan

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

Maybe a bit cruel:

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ibix]

Where does stuff that does its job but isn't brilliant get made?

Spoiler

In the satisfactory.

 

[Ibix]

I bought a dog off a blacksmith. When I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[strangerep]

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Is that really Kath Day (Jane Turner) or just a lookalike?

 

[Ibix]

I'm going bald. But a friend told me he's going bald too and swears by a natural solution, a rabbit skin cap. From a distance it looks like hare.

 

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[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

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Should the camel be that happy looking?
Photoshop again - geez.

 

[Swamp Thing]

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A fashion designer combined the national dress of India with the carefree styling of Polynesia. He's calling it his "Sari, Sarong number"

 

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[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]