Collection of Lame Jokes

[Grelbr42]

Yes, Orange Crush is is a common orange flavored soft drink (soda pop) in the US. It's been around for awhile, over a hundred years actually. As a matter of fact, the band REM even wrote a song by that name, back in the 1980s.


(There's music in the video, of course, so you'll probably have to watch it on YouTube in a new tab.)

The song "Orange Crush" by R.E.M. is about agent orange, the herbicide used in the Vietnam war. R.E.M. were frequently deliberately obscure about what their songs meant.

 

[jtbell]

Where do the gardeners and landscapers live, who work in wealthy New York suburbs like the ones in Westchester County?

On Lawn Guyland.

 

[fresh_42]

Not necessarily a good thing, although I haven't compared tobacco and alcohol usage in young adults between EU vs US.

I prefer these European rules. It shouldn't be the task of the government to decide for me as a consumer. Just make sure that I am informed of what I buy via fine print on the bottle and leave it up to me. I don't think that there is a big difference in addicts per capita in either country.

But as this is a joke thread, here is what a Russian once said to me while having a beer:
"Tastes good, but it takes too long!"

 

[fresh_42]

Text: "My daughter invited some of her climate freaks. I've already adjusted the toilet paper."

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DaveC426913]

Nice use of the meme.

 

[WWGD]

Somehow Newton was assigned the Lucasian chair despite he did not Look Asian.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Yes, Orange Crush is is a common orange flavored soft drink (soda pop) in the US. It's been around for awhile, over a hundred years actually. As a matter of fact, the band REM even wrote a song by that name, back in the 1980s.

Is that you in the corner? Where's your religion? Lost it?

(There's music in the video, of course, so you'll probably have to watch it on YouTube in a new tab.)

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

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I used to have a pick-up like that, without the sign.

 

[WWGD]

I used to have a pick-up like that, without the sign.

You and Fred G. Sanford.

 

 

[BillTre]

 

[artis]

But as this is a joke thread, here is what a Russian once said to me while having a beer:
"Tastes good, but it takes too long!"

And most importantly too much...

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ibix]

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There is only one possible response to that.

 

[nuuskur]

Diarrhea is hereditary, because it runs in jeans (genes)

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]

@WWGD, naspook beat you to it just a few posts ago (14,955)

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

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You damn right. Can you dig it?

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]