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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Alternative response: I think your butt makes that dress look big.
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Apologise, let her rant, act cowed.davenn said:
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I guess that the court decided that it didn't pass the smell test.
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Snoop Dogg would work too.fresh_42 said:
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That's got to be the worst pick up line ever.
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I prefer J-Lo where I can set my bottle of beer on a different body part.WWGD said:
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Yes, your standard underwater biking.fresh_42 said:
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Dwayne Johnson, aka " The Rock", will be having another child soon. To be called " Prudential", a piece of the Rock.
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See also isittuesday.co.uk and https://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/ for other useful information.jack action said:
IIRC, the latter one creates a variable in Javascript and checks whether it exists before answering.
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Patient: Will I be OK, Doc?
Doctor: I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now.
Patient: I don't do that astrology stuff.
Doctor: Me neither. My thermometer just broke.
Doctor: I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now.
Patient: I don't do that astrology stuff.
Doctor: Me neither. My thermometer just broke.
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Since Mercury impedes cognitive function, I guess that would make him a dumb ass.
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