Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

 

[nuuskur]

Alternative response: I think your butt makes that dress look big.

 

[Ibix]

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Apologise, let her rant, act cowed.

 

[Swamp Thing]

act cowed

Moo

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Borg]

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I guess that the court decided that it didn't pass the smell test.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

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Snoop Dogg would work too.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Borg]

That's got to be the worst pick up line ever.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[fresh_42]

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I prefer J-Lo where I can set my bottle of beer on a different body part.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

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Yes, your standard underwater biking.

 

[WWGD]

Dwayne Johnson, aka " The Rock", will be having another child soon. To be called " Prudential", a piece of the Rock.

 

[jack action]

https://guthib.com/

 

[WWGD]

 

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[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[Ibix]

https://guthib.com/

See also isittuesday.co.uk and https://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/ for other useful information.

IIRC, the latter one creates a variable in Javascript and checks whether it exists before answering.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

Patient: Will I be OK, Doc?

Doctor: I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now.

Patient: I don't do that astrology stuff.

Doctor: Me neither. My thermometer just broke.

 

[Borg]

Since Mercury impedes cognitive function, I guess that would make him a dumb ass.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]