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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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dextercioby said:
My father was informally known at his place of work as Mr Ibix, OBE, because his exclamation of choice when it all went pear shaped was "Oh, Bloody 'Ell".
 
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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's:

She changes it more often.
 
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WWGD said:
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I guess I had written this earlier in this thread, but in India, there was a Court ruling that you have to wear a mask even when driving alone because any place outside your house is a public place, including your car, even if you keep all the windows up. Thereafter, people got fined for not wearing a mask when driving alone.
 
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Wrichik Basu said:
I guess I had written this earlier in this thread, but in India, there was a Court ruling that you have to wear a mask even when driving alone because any place outside your house is a public place, including your car, even if you keep all the windows up. Thereafter, people got fined for not wearing a mask when driving alone.
Wow. While on the topic,
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