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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Slightly OTjtbell said:
Those were the days my friend.
I once ran a Usenet node off a Convergent Technologies Megaframe (CTIX 20 MHz 68020). UUCP to UUCP via 1200/2400 modem.
https://www.tuhs.org/Usenet/comp.unix.misc/1991-June/000595.html
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Monty Python
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African or European?
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fresh_42 said:
Seriously annoyed that they lost by one point
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I would be annoyed for losing against a team that didn't lay a single try!davenn said:
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Ibix said:
African, European swallows are non-migratory
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Why are such things true across cultures?dextercioby said:
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African, obviously. European swallows are too small. Then on the other hand … African swallows are non-migratory.Ibix said:
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bottle-green.Ibix said:
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Blue! No! Yellow... Aarrgghh!!fresh_42 said:
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D'oh!berkeman said:
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Proof of global warming. Questions?
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Hubcap?fresh_42 said:
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Ash tray from when they used to allow smoking in restaurants.WWGD said:
Unfortunately, I remember seeing those.
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Ah, Jeez, I REALLY didn't plan on going for a cross-country run today.
Then those damned game wardens just came out of nowhere.
Then those damned game wardens just came out of nowhere.
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I tried to impress a girl by putting my foot down on the pedal.
But she already knew how to open the bin lid.
But she already knew how to open the bin lid.
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