Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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dextercioby said:
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I guess American and British computers must have completely different kinds of chips inside.
 
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jtbell said:
I guess American and British computers must have completely different kinds of chips inside.
British computers have crisps inside.

Or is it "American computers have fries inside"?
 
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jtbell said:
I guess American and British computers must have completely different kinds of chips inside.
I keep mine in my shoulder chip or crisp. A giant one. Or so they tell me.
 
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I was once caught stealing an advent calendar.

I got 25 days.
 
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DrGreg said:
I was once caught stealing an advent calendar.

I got 25 days.
Judge: I sentence you to a $100 fine for breaking into parking meters.
Accused: Is it payable in quarters?
 
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Ibix said:
The same way you did in #17,751, at a guess...
Not anymore, I guess.
 
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A headline from the local small-town newspaper this week:

"State Troopers Spread Holiday Cheer to 130 Children Impacted by Highway Collisions"
 
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Stop Killing Alligators to Make Gatorade
Skeet shooting is a cruel and unproductive waste of resources.
I need funding to start a "Skeet Protection Society".
 
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