Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Baluncore said:
Skeet shooting is a cruel and unproductive waste of resources.
Skeeter shooting, on the other hand...

but it's more productive to swat them.
 
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nsaspook said:
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A bit too early for New Year's resolutions yet!
 
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jtbell said:
Skeeter shooting, on the other hand...
You need the proper gun for that: https://www.bugasalt.com/pages/how-gun-works. From their web site:
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It's a CO2 powered air gun that shoots table salt. They claim an accurate range of three feet.
 
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Why is the Christmas "elfabet" missing a letter?

Because it has Noël.
 
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jtbell said:
Because it has Noël.
I thought that was cancelled by the double U.
 
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What do you get when a herd of cattle falls from outer space?

Meatier meteors.
 
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I may have told this one before.
Mom and I went to a restaurant. Service was horrible throughout. After the meal, we just stood, headed to the door, leaving no tip. Waiter stops us on the way out. Tells mom: " Ma'am, service is not included ". Mom replies " Yes, I can tell". And we just walked out.
 
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Orodruin said:
My daughters are apparently born in 121 and 123 …
Yes, both great years to be born ;).
I guess it assumes you were born on the 20th century.
 
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WWGD said:
Yes, both great years to be born ;).
I guess it assumes you were born on the 20th century.
...and that nobody's going to try this after Sunday.
 
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Ibix said:
...and that nobody's going to try this after Sunday.
Indeed, it is basically subtract your age from 123.
 
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jtbell said:
What do you get when a herd of cattle falls from outer space?

Meatier meteors.
the cows missed the moooo...n shot!
 
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jack action said:
It was off by 1900 years!
Hey, lighting was poor and I was tired when I saw it.
 
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jack action said:
It was off by 1900 years!
The way to fix that problem? Drink a lot more beers!

-Dan
 
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Chuckie, a few years later
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