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Skeeter shooting, on the other hand...Baluncore said:
but it's more productive to swat them.
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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
but it's more productive to swat them.
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LOL:
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A bit too early for New Year's resolutions yet!nsaspook said:
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You need the proper gun for that: https://www.bugasalt.com/pages/how-gun-works. From their web site:jtbell said:
It's a CO2 powered air gun that shoots table salt. They claim an accurate range of three feet.
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Why is the Christmas "elfabet" missing a letter?
Because it has Noël.
Because it has Noël.
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I thought that was cancelled by the double U.jtbell said:
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There's an old PF thread on casting of anthills, but it's really old and not open for further replies.
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/how-to-truly-remove-an-ant-colony.727905/
So I'll post it here instead.
(Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cast)
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/how-to-truly-remove-an-ant-colony.727905/
So I'll post it here instead.
(Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cast)
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What do you get when a herd of cattle falls from outer space?
Meatier meteors.
Meatier meteors.
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I may have told this one before.
Mom and I went to a restaurant. Service was horrible throughout. After the meal, we just stood, headed to the door, leaving no tip. Waiter stops us on the way out. Tells mom: " Ma'am, service is not included ". Mom replies " Yes, I can tell". And we just walked out.
Mom and I went to a restaurant. Service was horrible throughout. After the meal, we just stood, headed to the door, leaving no tip. Waiter stops us on the way out. Tells mom: " Ma'am, service is not included ". Mom replies " Yes, I can tell". And we just walked out.
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My daughters are apparently born in 121 and 123 …WWGD said:
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Yes, both great years to be born ;).Orodruin said:
I guess it assumes you were born on the 20th century.
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...and that nobody's going to try this after Sunday.WWGD said:
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Indeed, it is basically subtract your age from 123.Ibix said:
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the cows missed the moooo...n shot!jtbell said:
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It was off by 1900 years!WWGD said:
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Hey, lighting was poor and I was tired when I saw it.jack action said:
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The way to fix that problem? Drink a lot more beers!jack action said:
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Chuckie, a few years later
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