Collection of Lame Jokes

[lisab]

Eat light. Be a breatherian.

Wouldn't that make you a photonarian?

 

[jtbell]

Wife: Honey, I think I'm going to do it. I want bigger boobs. I want $5000 to get a boob job.

Husband: What, you don't think you have a big enough boob standing in front of you right now?

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

First woman was created. She had three breasts. The middle breast kept getting in the way so she asked to have it removed. It was removed and handed to her. She said what am I going to do with this useless boob? Then man was created.

 

[FizixFreak]

Wouldn't that make you a photonarian?

Not "phototerian"?

 

[OmCheeto]

Wouldn't that make you a photonarian?

Not "phototerian"?

??

You absorb the photons from food to fuel your bio-electric field. Cooked food literally requires your body to fill the dead matter with photons so that it can be assimilated, thus weakening your body.

(link not shared as it only got worse. kirlian photography, etc, etc, etc.)

So can we just stand facing the sun with our mouths open?

found whilst googling "people who eat photons", to determine the definitive answer.

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Tyrannosaurus Rex: I don't want those .ZIP files! Give me .RARs!

 

[DaveC426913]

Tyrannosaurus Rex: I don't want those .ZIP files! Give me .RARs!

Careful you don't end up extinct by falling into a tarball.

bazinga

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Careful you don't end up extinct by falling into a tarball.

bazinga

I'll get a cab to pull me out.

 

[QuarkCharmer]

Careful you don't end up extinct by falling into a tarball.

bazinga

That joke .iso lame.

 

[Lancelot59]

Careful you don't end up extinct by falling into a tarball.

bazinga

I'll get a cab to pull me out.

That joke .iso lame.

I guess it should be zipped up and put away with the others.

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

I guess it should be zipped up and put away with the others.

Or stuffed in a jar.

 

[Lancelot59]

Or stuffed in a jar.

Or take it to a .zoo. Possibly send it out to .sea?

 

[Borg]

[PLAIN]http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/job-fails-extraction.jpg

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Or take it to a .zoo. Possibly send it out to .sea?

Maybe I'll just .sit on it.
Nah, I'll thow it in a .bin.

No, even better. I'll start a rock band by cramming it in my .gtar.

 

[Lancelot59]

Maybe I'll just .sit on it.
Nah, I'll thow it in a .bin.

No, even better. I'll start a rock band by cramming it in my .gtar.

Be sure to watch your diet, and not to have too much BTRFS so you don't end up getting FAT.

 

[Borek]

Strange, I seem to remember using - somewhere in late eighties - program that was able to .pak files, but it is not listed in wikipedia archive formats page.

 

[Lancelot59]

Strange, I seem to remember using - somewhere in late eighties - program that was able to .pak files, but it is not listed in wikipedia archive formats page.

It could've been a proprietary format that wasn't widely used.

 

[QuarkCharmer]

.pak is mostly used by video game companies for some reason. It's still around, check out Half-Life (Well okay, that's an old one, but still, it's not 1980's)

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Be sure to watch your diet, and not to have too much BTRFS so you don't end up getting FAT.

I'll utilize DEFLATE.

 

[lisab]

- Neutrino.
- Knock-knock!
- Who's there?

 

[HeLiXe]

- Neutrino.
- Knock-knock!
- Who's there?

lololll nice one!

 

[Lancelot59]

Did CERN get around to running another test?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Did CERN get around to running another test?

The results are in but they haven't run the tests yet.

 

[Borg]

The results are in but they haven't run the tests yet.

 

[Drakkith]

The results are in but they haven't run the tests yet.

Buahaha! Good one Ivan!

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

The results are in but they haven't run the tests yet.

 

[diazona]

http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/10/07/demotivational-posters-the-average-person/

 

[Lancelot59]

The results are in but they haven't run the tests yet.

HA! I got it...

 

[OmCheeto]

I would like to thank the last 8 posters for explaining LisaB's joke to me...

Ok! I get it now!

 

[Lancelot59]

I would like to thank the last 8 posters for explaining LisaB's joke to me...

Ok! I get it now!

You're welcome. Happy to help!

 

[FlexGunship]

The results are in but they haven't run the tests yet.

This... this is clever.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

This... this is clever.

You know what they say about neutrino humor: It's all in the timing.

 

[QuarkCharmer]

What's purple and commutes?
An abelian grape.

What is the contour integral around Western Europe?
Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe

 

[Lancelot59]

You know what they say about neutrino humor: It's all in the timing.

HA! Punny...

 

[jtbell]

What is the contour integral around Western Europe?
Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe

Q: Why was Cauchy's dog unpopular in Poland?
A: It left a residue at every Pole.