Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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one astronomers should get ......

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I'll reflect on it.
 
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On the ides of March, Julius Caesar was accosted by some of his friends.

Brutus: "Yo, Julius! How many pizzaburgers did you eat on the way to the Forum today?"

Julius: "Et two, Brutus."

Whereupon Julius keeled over with a heart attack and died on the spot.
 
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No. You forgot extra door bolts and rivets for the side panels
 
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phinds said:
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No. You forgot extra door bolts and rivets for the side panels
You obviously don't know how to use duct tape efficiently.

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From the monthly bill for my secondary credit card:
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Does this mean that I need to send a check for $0.00? Tempted....
 
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I don't think that you need to go postal over it. :oldwink:
 
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I guess more on the weird side.

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What did the duck say when the waiter brought the check? "Put it on my bill."
 
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I learned a new word today.

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