Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

The winner depends on where the cow patties land, right?

Yep.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Orodruin]

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It is good to see the AI got the CAPTCHA wrong.
(e3TJ6JdP vs the correct e3TJ6Jdp)

 

[berkeman]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

 

[davenn]

 

[jack action]

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I just love how they are blocking a stopped escalator. Imagine someone having to use their legs to move themselves! Especially if they are in a hurry to go to the gym to use one of these:

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

The only thing flat-Earthers fear is sphere itself.

 

[Borg]

When I'm explaining AI biases to people, I often use the analogy of ChatGPT telling a flat-Earther that the Earth is round and how they might perceive it as being biased against their beliefs. There's always a bias of some sort - whether it's an AI or a person.

 

[nsaspook]

A room temperature superconductor (RTSC) walks into a bar.
The bartender says "we don't serve RTSCs in this bar."
The RTSC turns around and walks away, without showing any resistance.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Orodruin]

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So … you own a car …

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Borg]

From Google Maps.

 

[berkeman]

From Google Maps.

Address?

 

[Borg]

Address?

https://www.google.com/maps/@44.7383506,-63.3042651,18z/data=!5m1!1e1?entry=ttu

 

[berkeman]

https://www.google.com/maps/@44.7383506,-63.3042651,18z/data=!5m1!1e1?entry=ttu

LOL, thanks! Strangely, nearby Post Office Road does not seem to have a Post Office on it...

 

[Borg]

LOL, thanks! Strangely, nearby Post Office Road does not seem to have a Post Office on it...

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Well, if you drive fast enough through Hwy 7...

 

[DennisN]

Medieval jokes... for real!

A killer bunny:

"A rabbit executes a hunter in the Smithfield Decretals manuscript, decorated in London in the 1340s. (British Library)"

Source: What cracked up medieval peasants? Killer bunnies and poop jokes, apparently (Washington Post)

 

[fresh_42]

Medieval jokes... for real!

A killer bunny:
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"A rabbit executes a hunter in the Smithfield Decretals manuscript, decorated in London in the 1340s. (British Library)"

Source: What cracked up medieval peasants? Killer bunnies and poop jokes, apparently (Washington Post)

Now all of a sudden everything makes sense! I always wondered where they got that idea from ...



It is in the collective memory of the British!

 

[dwarde]

 

[DaveC426913]

Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, water, and outer space.
It is much more difficult to fly there.

A-10 Groundhog

^{"I don't care that it's a gear-up landing! I have one job and that's to chock wheels!"}

 

[jtbell]

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And here's the inspiration for it, according to the credit at the bottom:

 

[Orodruin]

And here's the inspiration for it, according to the credit at the bottom:

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I knew it sounded familiar!

 

[DrClaude]

LOL, thanks! Strangely, nearby Post Office Road does not seem to have a Post Office on it...

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No, but it leads to a post office.

 

[Borg]

 

[phinds]

You younger folks here likely don't know who Red Skelton was. He was a comedian and comic actor back when more comedians than not told all clean jokes.

 

[Gifovaco]

Lamest joke you know ...

OK, this is deep...If Moles, kind of like Cubits... random value defined...we create 'Mubits' that Old Testament chemists could apply to that song by the 'Eric Burdon & War - Spill The Wine' and be able to define...'That Girl' Me + That -> Know You -^- lololo ...

 

[fresh_42]