Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

If your horn doesn't work!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

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Didn't you intend this one for " Jokes with obscure references"?

 

[fresh_42]

Didn't you intend this one for " Jokes with obscure references"?

No. We have jokes here about unicorns. How obscure are those?

The techniques evolved: from telling jokes to drawing jokes and cartoons or creating memes. I see no problem with faked videos or photoshopped pictures. It is just another form of art.

 

[docnet]

Didn't you intend this one for " Jokes with obscure references"?

 

[fresh_42]

Maybe someone who sang

Spoiler: Censored

shouldn't be too piqued.

 

[davenn]

Didn't you intend this one for " Jokes with obscure references"?

do you not recognise the ship name ?

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

do you not recognise the ship name ?

No, frankly. Then again, I haven't own a TV for a while now.

 

[pinball1970]

No, frankly. Then again, I haven't own a TV for a while now.

I had to Google!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobayashi_Maru

 

[WWGD]

I had to Google!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobayashi_Maru

@%$# google takes away one's excuse on " how should I know?" and reveals I'm just being lazy.

 

[Orodruin]

He got the wrong ship …

 

[pinball1970]

Googling the ship name I came across this.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeru_Kobayashi

A champion eater. He seriously injured his jaw "training" in 2007.

 

[fresh_42]

Just when I wanted to use even go want to do look more like spoon far even!

 

[pinball1970]

Just when I wanted to use even go want to do look more like spoon far even!

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Google translate? I'm guessing from Chinese

 

[phinds]

Google translate? I'm guessing from Chinese

Sounds more like something that went from Klingon to Russian to Spanish to Chinese to English.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Orodruin]

continuing the recent theme …

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

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I didnt get that one ?

 

[Ibix]

I didnt get that one ?

It's the shocked appearance of the cat and that it's behind bars while the cop is writing a ticket.

 

[DrGreg]

It's the shocked appearance of the cat and that it's behind bars while the cop is writing a ticket.

Oh! I read that differently. I thought it was a courier getting a signature on delivery!

 

[Ibix]

Oh! I read that differently. I thought it was a courier getting a signature on delivery!

Cap and hi-vis jacket is more common police uniform in Europe, and I can see po and ja on his chest which I suspect is policja, Polish for police.

 

[dextercioby]

Fake but legit.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

Here's a cheery one:

 

[Bandersnatch]

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The modern Angles are not as much borrowing from German, but rather trying to recollect their ancestral tongue. Only they're very coy about it, being ashamed of their horrible French accent they picked up from the Swedes.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

 

[Borg]

Just remember. Don't eat Tide Pods and drive.

 

[jack action]

Just remember. Don't eat Tide Pods and drive.

That soapvious!

 

[phinds]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]