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I’d also like to point out that a similar relationship exists between storks and births …Orodruin said:
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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Bible instructor Rob Knott has changed his name for Thyshanat Steele.
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Luke: "Why is the order of the Star Wars films 4, 5 ,6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9?"
Yoda: "In charge of release schedule was I."
Yoda: "In charge of release schedule was I."
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No discus(sion) about it.kuruman said:
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This is a g*dam classic.kuruman said:
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When Chuck caught Covid, Covid was put on quarantine.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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He can counter Godel's Theorem with hust a thumbs up.Orodruin said:
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Chuck Norris can square the circle . . . or is it circle the square?
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris has no need for debugging, he stares at the screen until the code confesses.
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Chuck Norris once climbed to the top of a Dirac delta function.
And sat down on it.
And sat down on it.
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Chuck Norris can differentiate the Weierstrass function.
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I was fired more sensitively:dextercioby said:
Them: " Knock knock"
Me: " Who's there"
Them: " Not you, anymore"
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Chuck Norris can recite all the digits of pi... backwards
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He can stop after eating just one potato chip.
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So, how many push-ups did Chuck Norris do?
All of them...
All of them...
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Why does the baseball player Jacob Sturm prefer Louisville Slugger bats?
Because of the Sturm-Louisville theorem.
Because of the Sturm-Louisville theorem.
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Phew! Seems Chuck won't be bringing us and forcing our heads against his knuckles. ( Specially after strangling someone with a cordless phone!)
https://www.handitv.com/stories/chuck-norris-was-initially-confused-by-all-those-chuck-norris-jokes
https://www.handitv.com/stories/chuck-norris-was-initially-confused-by-all-those-chuck-norris-jokes
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Chuck Norris fought himself and both won.
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Hopefully just a coincidence:
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Is anyone old enough to remember a time when it wasn't Chuck Norris - it was Paul Bunyan?WWGD said:
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May be a regional thing.DaveC426913 said:
I remember SNL's skit on Bill Brasky.