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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Annette works in IT she's pregnant. Should she name her son/daughter 000Subnette?
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Dude, Hurkylese this has me rollingHurkyl said:
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Irony is getting pregnant on a pull-out couch
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They've made a new candy bar by adding Viagra to the candy bar Oh Henry. It's called Oh, Oh, Oh Henry!
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New network name:
ItHurtsWhenIP.
ItHurtsWhenIP.
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Saudi Prince in joint venture with Cadbury.
Now called " The Chocolate Sheik".
Now called " The Chocolate Sheik".
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When did Chuck Norris shave his head?BillTre said:
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LOL
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Most sneezing takes place in Mass Achoo Setts.
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Once, I was driving on the highway and my trunk unlatched just enough to light up the dash light. A little bit of panic. What do I do? Do I stop in traffic on the highway to close it back? Seems dangerous. But what if the trunk lid fully opens? Not even the time to evaluate all possible outcomes, I hit a bump on the road and it closed back by itself. Thank you!dwarde said:
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An infinitesimal step forward for both men, mankind.nuuskur said:
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I know you hear this all the time, but the end is the best... 
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There's been a 2 ltr pepsi on a table in the kitchen at work for a couple of days. Someone put an open package of Mentos next to it with a note that says "Do it". 
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The pacifist vegetarian's slogan:
"Give peas a chance."
"Give peas a chance."
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Once a famous sight on London's M25 motorway.jtbell said:
Further information: Chalfont Viaduct
Give Peas A Chance - geograph.org.uk - 1723109
Sebastian Ballard, CC BY-SA 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0>, via Wikimedia Commons
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I got the joke at almost exactly the same moment as my reflexive "open image in new tab" click finished its work, leaving me staring at a large and blurry image and feeling like a fool.davenn said:
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