Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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berkeman said:
And combine it with a TV mounted on top of another TV that is not working.
 
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Just be careful which one you grab when you're hungry.
Thanks; not what I meant when I said " I like dogs" ;).
 
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If bagpipes could fly, they'd be Canada geese.
 
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BillTre said:
How about those guys who always carry a battery pack around...

"Charge your phone, baby?"
 
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It is funny because this was me a couple of hours ago. 😛
 
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Alien monkeys

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That, as it turns out, are dog noses
 
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When Humans Say Hold My Beer The Galaxy Now Automatically Raises Threat Level To Maximum​

 
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nsaspook said:
"now the tubes have no glass but may still work"

Do they still have the original vacuum? :wink:
 
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topsquark said:
The adult or the kid?

-Dan
Yes.
 
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What is your dog doing when it stops at every tree, fireplug, etc.?

Checking its peemail!
 
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nsaspook said:
%$#@! I was about to go to sleep, but now I have to compute the expression!! ;).
 
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With me, it was just $$z^{z^{z^{z \cdots}}}$$
 
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New Kenyan actor to star in next Star Wars film. Obi Wan Nairobi.
 
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Where do polar bears go to vote? (along with Santa, his elves and reindeer...)

The North Poll.
 
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