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Have you ever noticed that German Autobahns all lead to the town of Ausfahrt?
jtbell said:Have you ever noticed that German Autobahns all lead to the town of Ausfahrt?
Oh is that a town? I thought that was their Chinese Minister of Traffic.jtbell said:And what's the deal with the town of Umleitung? You follow the signs to it for a while, and then they stop and there's no town there!
My college was a bit different.jtbell said:The center of the universe is a bit out of my reach, but I grew up a few miles from the Center of the World, and drove through it regularly on my way to and from college.
lisab said:http://www.picslap.com/sites/default/files/field/image/whimaway.jpg
micromass said:Thanks a LOT. Now that's stuck in my head for the next week...
Bacle2 said:1)Dr. Kevorkian is also an accomplished pianist, put out a CD , called "unplugged".
Borg said:My college was a bit different.
DevilsAvocado said:You were lucky, we had it tough.
I liked the fact that I didn't see the fine print the first time that I read it.HeLiXe said:lolololll this is so great
That was really funny!Borg said:I liked the fact that I didn't see the fine print the first time that I read it.
OmCheeto said:Scientists today decided to accept the "quantum kilogram" as the new international standard mass unit. ...
OmCheeto said:Several dead scientists were asked their opinion of the decision today:
Feinman; "I don't understand the decision."
Einstein; "Spooky."
Teller; "No one voted for the mega-ton as the standard... Idiots..."
Schrodinger; "The problem is, a cat, somewhere, will die every time you look at it, or, perhaps not."
Dyson; "I preferred the silicon sphere myself."*
Heisenberg; "Ah! Hahahahaha!"
sorry...
*Dyson is actually still alive, as of this posting. Knocks on wood.
cyberdiver said:Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton and Blaise Pascal were playing hide-and-seek one fine afternoon. It was decided that Einstein would seek, and Newton and Pascal would hide. He covered his eyes and began counting, "One, two, three...". Pascal dashed into the trees, while Newton drew a large square with a piece of chalk, then stood in it.
"...eight, nine, ten!"
Immediately, Einstein told Newton, "I found you!"
He replied, "No, you found one Newton per square metre; you found Pascal!"