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Heavens! At this rate, by the time they get to my movie, I'll be dead!WWGD said:Now, after the movie " Oppenheimer", a new trend on movies about the lives of physicists. Next up is one about Heisenberg. But you can't know both the time of the movie and where it's playing.
I have seen pictures of people achieving this without being a quantum mechanic.nsaspook said:Q: What's the difference between a quantum mechanic and an auto mechanic?
A: A quantum mechanic can get his car into the garage without opening the door.
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-science-jokes-p2.847743/post-6253093nsaspook said:Q: What's the difference between a quantum mechanic and an auto mechanic?
A: A quantum mechanic can get his car into the garage without opening the door.
fresh_42 said:I have seen pictures of people achieving this without being a quantum mechanic.
A2: A quantum mechanic can get his car into his two-car garage by going through both doors simultaneously.nsaspook said:Q: What's the difference between a quantum mechanic and an auto mechanic?
A: A quantum mechanic can get his car into the garage without opening the door.
Whereas a relativistic mechanic can get two cars into a one-car garage by going fast enough.jtbell said:A2: A quantum mechanic can get his car into his two-car garage by going through both doors simultaneously.
A relativistic mechanic can't get past the door!DrGreg said:Whereas a relativistic mechanic can get two cars into a one-car garage by going fast enough.
(But not for very long, and not everyone will agree that he's achieved it.)
My Dad always wanted to ditch his career as a High School History teacher and play the triangle for the Boston Pops.jack action said:
At ##\frac{\sqrt 3}2c## (needed for a length contraction factor of 2), he is coming through your garage door. Or his atomised remains are, anyway.fresh_42 said:A relativistic mechanic can't get past the door!
There was this gynecologist who walked away from his career to go take up a new trade as an auto repair man.jtbell said:A2: A quantum mechanic can get his car into his two-car garage by going through both doors simultaneously.
I don't get it. Is that a pun about Britney's mental health problems? Or a criticism about "fake news" on the internet? Or a hint that irony doesn't transport well on the internet?topsquark said:This thread should be deleted for its "toxic" content.
-Dan
Toxic is a song by Britney Spears, in the video for which she wears the outfit pictured in your post.fresh_42 said:I don't get it. Is that a pun about Britney's mental health problems? Or a criticism about "fake news" on the internet? Or a hint that irony doesn't transport well on the internet?
For info, the first commercial flight was indeed on January 1st 1914. Total complement was one pilot and one passenger in an unenclosed cabin. https://www.space.com/16657-worlds-first-commercial-airline-the-greatest-moments-in-flight.htmlfresh_42 said:
I liked my Hungarian prof's( in the Pittsburgh area)" You have a friend in Transylvania "jack action said:
Little-known fact -- That first paying passenger Tony Jannus was the great-grandfather of San Francisco 49ers quarterback and wunderkind Brock Purdy!Ibix said:Total complement was one pilot and one passenger in an unenclosed cabin. https://www.space.com/16657-worlds-first-commercial-airline-the-greatest-moments-in-flight.html