Collection of Lame Jokes

[nuuskur]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[256bits]

Is that an Esaw Woodsaw wood spoon?
Or a woodchuck chuck wood spoon.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

(sorry, US citizens, but I thought it was too funny to avoid sharing )

 

[WWGD]

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(sorry, US citizens, but I thought it was too funny to avoid sharing )

What about the other two?

 

[topsquark]

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(sorry, US citizens, but I thought it was too funny to avoid sharing )

What's wrong with you?? I'm an American and I take great offense to you making fun of my education. That's clearly Africa and you know it!

Dum*ss.

-Dan

 

[DennisN]

Ok, to balance it out, here's a Norwegian joke about Swedes :

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

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Or from Monty Python to something else...

 

[fresh_42]

Or from Monty Python to something else...

I had the same thought.

 

[jtbell]

Ok, to balance it out, here's a Norwegian joke about Swedes :

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[berkeman]

Well that's a real safe sculpture...

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[jtbell]

"Not as hot as you."

 

[jtbell]

A couple out west who were into boating decided to retire on the east coast. Their boat dealer suggested Beaufort, North Carolina. So they flew out and started looking at waterfront properties. After a few days, they called up the dealer.

"We've found some nice places, but the water is too shallow for boating."

"Huh? I know Beaufort, and the water is plenty deep enough there. "

It turned out they were in Beaufort, South Carolina, not North Carolina.

To make this even better, the town in NC is "Bow-fort", and the town in SC is "Bew-fert."

But... they decided they really liked the place anyway, and ended up buying a house there.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ibix]

"Not as hot as you."

Smooth!

 

[Ibix]

It turned out they were in Beaufort, South Carolina, not North Carolina.

Not quite that magnitude of error, but I once agreed to meet some friends at the Moon Under Water pub near Leicester Square tube station in London. All of us knew the place, no problem.

Or so we thought. Turns out there are (or were, in the late 90s) actually two pubs called the Moon Under Water within about 200m of each other, and we all knew one or the other but none of us knew both. We did all manage to meet up after a rather confused phone call.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[sandy stone]

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Truth is stranger than fiction

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

Hope the monkeys didn't touch anything...

https://fracturedfaithblog.com/2018/05/29/dont-press-that-button/

 

[berkeman]

From FB today: