Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[dwarde]

 

[berkeman]

A little Medic humor from Facebook today...

 

[phinds]

I love it but forum rules prohibit my suggesting where to post it.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Orodruin]

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$e^x$ and $C$ were out walking in a field when they saw a differential operator approach in the distance.

$C$: Oh no! A differential operator! It is going to make me go away!
$e^x$: Stand next to me, $C$! It will not affect me and I shall protect you. I am not afraid!

As the differential operator came closer $Ce^x$ announced:

$Ce^x$: Hello, differential operator! We are $Ce^x$ and we are not afraid of you!
Differential operator: Hello $Ce^x$! I am $\partial/\partial y$.
$0$: Aaaaaaarrrhhhhhggghhhh!

 

[jack action]

Let's see if I can make @phinds take out his howling wolf ...

If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.

 

[jtbell]

If we put a casino in every town, the world would be a bettor place.

 

[Halc]

if nobody baked the cakes that they prepared, the world would be a batter place.

 

[DrGreg]

If there was only one type of taste instead of five, the world would be a bitter place.

(Have we got through all the vowels yet?)

 

[gmax137]

If skynet takes over, the world will be a botter place.

 

[jtbell]

If there was only one type of taste instead of five, the world would be a bitter place.

I was going to try something with vermouth.

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

(Have we got through all the vowels yet?)

After AI takes over, the world will be a byter place.

After sea-level rise inundates the continents, the world will be a boater place.

When new cars become too expensive for anyone to afford, the world will become a beater place.

 

[DennisN]

 

[DrGreg]

Before The Earth Mk 2 is able to work out what question has the answer 42, the world will be a beta place.

(Maybe it already is. That would explain a lot that's happened in the last decade.)

 

[nsaspook]

 

[dwarde]

I found a Green Beetle rolled over in front of my house. No injuries.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

Ah, you're dating yourself a bit with that one, Bill.

 

[DaveC426913]

My subconscious dreamed this up last night and thought it was so hilarious it made me remember it when I woke up. Frankly, I think my subconscious is a bit of a doof.

 

[phinds]

I think my subconscious is a bit of a doof.

Dave, I'm gonna have to agree w/ you on that.

 

[jtbell]

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Yeah, why can’t they finish demolishing them?

 

[Ibix]

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You can bearly see it.

 

[jack action]

When does a joke become a dad joke?

Spoiler: Answer

Well, during the delivery it becomes apparent.

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

That first sip of caffeine feeling

 

[phinds]

 

[jtbell]

Who’s smarter than a humming bird?

A spelling bee.

(It knows the words.)

 

[jack action]

 

[berkeman]