Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Lancelot59 said:
Ha! Quite funny.
I'm going to share these around...

What happened when the snowman tried to buy a snowblower?

He got a snowjob.
 
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  • #1,997
Ivan Seeking said:
What happened when the snowman tried to buy a snowblower?

He got a snowjob.

I found that funny, my friend didn't though...
 
  • #1,998
Lancelot59 said:
I found that funny, my friend didn't though...

Obviously you have better taste than your friend does. :biggrin:
 
  • #1,999
Borg said:
Mmmm, BaCoN.

d4a0_periodic_bacon.jpg
Mmmmm! Bacon. I haz bacon, but the shirt would be nice, too.
 
  • #2,000
turbo said:
Mmmmm! Bacon. I haz bacon, but the shirt would be nice, too.
The image is directly from the site where it's available.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/sciencemath/d4a0/?srp=3
 
  • #2,001
Borg said:
Mmmm, BaCoN.

d4a0_periodic_bacon.jpg

:smile::smile::smile: naturally i find this terribly hilarious lololz
 
  • #2,002
Ivan Seeking said:
Obviously you have better taste than your friend does. :biggrin:
Indeed.
 
  • #2,003
What is Santa's native language?
North Polish.
 
  • #2,004
Ivan Seeking said:
Donald Trump is hosting a debate for the Republican party.

But Trump may be the only one there! :smile:

All but two candidates have refused to attend.
 
  • #2,005
What smells and rings like a bell?

DUNGggggg...
 
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what did the pioneers say when they first stepped on afrikan soil?

we are in for a dark future...


meh... makes more sense in danish. and fvi I am not white myself so i would´t consider it to be a racist joke, just... lame!
 
  • #2,007
mrnicknames said:
and fvi I am not white myself so i would´t consider it to be a racist joke, just... lame!
This is a common fallacy. Racism is racism, regardless of who speaks it.
 
  • #2,008
DaveC426913 said:
This is a common fallacy. Racism is racism, regardless of who speaks it.

Then I am a racist. You don't want to know what I think about average white.
 
  • #2,009
Borek said:
Then I am a racist.

I tend to be racist when it comes to my driving.
 
  • #2,010
Borek said:
Then I am a racist. You don't want to know what I think about average white.

Lets not go there...

Ivan Seeking said:
I tend to be racist when it comes to my driving.
HA! I get it...
 
  • #2,011
Lancelot59 said:
HA! I get it...

Uh oh, this is not a good sign!

You know what happens to racist drivers, right?
 
  • #2,012
Ivan Seeking said:
Uh oh, this is not a good sign!

You know what happens to racist drivers, right?

They get speeding tickets, if they're doing it wrong.
 
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Name six animals which live in Arctic?
...2 polar bears and 4 seals!
 
  • #2,014
Lancelot59 said:
They get speeding tickets, if they're doing it wrong.

They get chased by a car of mixed race - a black and white.
 
  • #2,015
Ivan Seeking said:
They get chased by a car of mixed race - a black and white.

That joke doesn't work for me. RCMP cars are white.
 
  • #2,016
Lancelot59 said:
RCMP cars are white.

Racist!
 
  • #2,017
Have you ever heard the old engineering tune...

Rho, rho, rho your boat...
 
  • #2,018
Ivan Seeking said:
Have you ever heard the old engineering tune...

Rho, rho, rho your boat...
:smile::smile::smile:
 
  • #2,019
I remember "Row, row, row your boat" being proposed as a new Cuban anthem.
 
  • #2,020
Borek said:
I remember "Row, row, row your boat" being proposed as a new Cuban anthem.

Yes, but the problem was that they didn't always rho their boats.
 
  • #2,021
Ivan Seeking said:
Yes, but the problem was that they didn't always rho their boats.
And often, they rued their boats.
 
  • #2,022
I went out for crew with the Iota Rho Beta frat.
 
  • #2,023
Hmmm, Kim Jong Il died. I didn't know he was Il.
 
  • #2,024
Ivan Seeking said:
Hmmm, Kim Jong Il died. I didn't know he was Il.

He was Il his entire life but i am not sure if he was ever Ill:biggrin: get it?
 
  • #2,025
FizixFreak said:
He was Il his entire life but i am not sure if he was ever Ill:biggrin: get it?

I think he got it, yeah. Did you?
 
  • #2,026
Junior told me end of the world is a movable feast.
 
  • #2,027
My wife gave me Christmas magnets, for Christmas. I didn't understand what made them Christmas magnets until I realized that I can't stick them together - they only have a North Pole.
 
  • #2,028
Ivan Seeking said:
My wife gave me Christmas magnets, for Christmas. I didn't understand what made them Christmas magnets until I realized that I can't stick them together - they only have a North Pole.

Hahaha...
 
  • #2,029
Ivan Seeking said:
My wife gave me Christmas magnets, for Christmas. I didn't understand what made them Christmas magnets until I realized that I can't stick them together - they only have a North Pole.
el oh el
 
  • #2,030
HeLiXe said:
el oh el

During this holiday season, no els please.
 

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