Science Humor: A Wide Selection

[alpha3031]

The difference between Centigrade (Celsius) and Absolute is 273°. That's sort of like saying that something weight 500,000,000 tons, but you don't know if it's imperial or metric tons. At that scale, it just doesn't matter.

It does matter for your example as the conversion is m=n*c rather then m=n+c.
Oh and it's definitely imperial because you digit grouped with commas

 

[Enigman]

Simplicio: What is the meaning of life?

Salviati: The meaning of life is math

Simplico:

Sagredo: M is the 13th letter, A is the 1st letter, T is the 20th letter, and H is the 8th letter.

13 + 1 + 20 + 8 = 42

 

[alpha3031]

..but it's correct

4!=1*2*3*4
=24

 

[lendav_rott]

4!=1*2*3*4
=24

Uhuh, so it's correct, 40 - 16 :D I was just amazed why it's encircled in red, which is usually indicating a mistake.

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

 

[micromass]

About 17:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c

 

[AlephZero]

Sagredo: M is the 13th letter, A is the 1st letter, T is the 20th letter, and H is the 8th letter.

13 + 1 + 20 + 8 = 42

Does not compute. In the Italian alphabet M is the 11th letter and T is the 18th. (No J, K, W, X, and Y).

 

[Enigman]

Wonder why english is the most spoken language today?

 

[micromass]

Wonder why english is the most spoken language today?

I would guess that it isn't

 

[Enigman]

----
[delayed comeback]Of course it is, I have been speaking in English since I woke up. [/delayed comeback]
----
Today seems to be a bad day

(Spanish has more native speaker than english, wouldn't have guessed that)

 

[OmCheeto]

# 5 of Greg's jokes reminds me of

 

[alpha3031]

an argument between pi and square root of 2 is going on.
Square root of 2 : be rational man!
Pi : get real!

you did the joke wrong and it lost all meaning

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

# 5 of Greg's jokes reminds me of

haha no joke, I saw that and was thinking of making just that! :D

 

[alpha3031]

Uhuh, so it's correct, 40 - 16 :D I was just amazed why it's encircled in red, which is usually indicating a mistake.

probably something like "Eureka!"

 

[adjacent]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1385297_751119818260786_1650933862_n.jpg

 

[rama]

There are 10 sorts of people in this world - those who understand binary and those who don't.

i like this one

 

[drizzle]

Lol adj.

 

[PhysicoRaj]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1385297_751119818260786_1650933862_n.jpg

Adj, the genius left out the horizontal division bar!

 

[adjacent]

Adj, the genius left out the horizontal division bar!

 

[Gerdo23]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1385297_751119818260786_1650933862_n.jpg

 

[member 428835]

a student says to the professor: "i am wanting to do better in your class, and i have immaculate study consistency all term, yet I'm still doing poorly."

professor responds: "studying consistently is like a proof by induction; you need the right base case."

 

[dkotschessaa]

Q. How many Walter Rudins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. The punchline to this joke is so similar to other jokes that we omit the details.

 

[lisab]

Q. How many Walter Rudins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. The punchline to this joke is so similar to other jokes that we omit the details.

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
The derivation of the punchline to this joke is left as an exercise for the reader.

 

[Enigman]

http://www.turbosloth.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2013-08-07-The-Biology-Professor.png

 

[Enigman]

 

[Enigman]

Spoiler

H_2 O_2

 

[dkotschessaa]

a student says to the professor: "i am wanting to do better in your class, and i have immaculate study consistency all term, yet I'm still doing poorly."

professor responds: "studying consistently is like a proof by induction; you need the right base case."

Doesn't really strike me as a joke, but profoundly true!

 

[Borek]

First Atomic Clock Wristwatch.

 

[mfb]

Well, it is possible...

 

[Enigman]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3324#comic

 

[PhysicoRaj]

First Atomic Clock Wristwatch.

Its a 'Handwatch'. Soon the person will get fed up and it'll turn into a 'Shoulderwatch'.

 

[adjacent]

Its a 'Handwatch'. Soon the person will get fed up and it'll turn into a 'Shoulderwatch'.

Then it will turn into a wall clock.

 

[PhysicoRaj]

 

[Enigman]

 

[Enigman]