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Jimmy Snyder
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The derivative of e^x is e^x, so the teacher wasn't changed by the mean professor. (or did I take you too seriously?)Wild Angel said:I don't get the punch line
The derivative of e^x is e^x, so the teacher wasn't changed by the mean professor. (or did I take you too seriously?)Wild Angel said:I don't get the punch line
jimmysnyder said:The derivative of e^x is e^x, so the teacher wasn't changed by the mean professor. (or did I take you too seriously?)
Ryo124 said:An evil scientist has James Bond strapped down to a large rotating disc (in classic fashion).
Evil Scientist: Mr. Bond, this disc will begin rotating and the arising centrifugal force will crush every bone in your body!
Bond: Centrifugal force is simply a myth taught by overzealous science teachers. It does not exist.
Evil Scientist: On the contrary Mr. Bond, with a simple change in the coordinate system and the inertial reference frame, the centrifugal force will exist.
Bond: Well do you expect me to do coordinate system calculations in my head while strapped to a giant disc!?
Evil Scientist: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
BigRedDot said:Two neutrinos go through a bar...
motai said:...and as they walked into the bar they were ignored by all of the other particles. Finally a bartender neutron stumbled upon them and said "hey 'lil dudes, up for some punch?" "Ill show you some punch!" the little neutrino said. Little neutrino got so pissed off at the service of the bar that it smashed into the neutron, causing it to collapse into protons and electrons.
A riot broke out until a rogue neutron hit a uranium atom, causing the entire bar to explode in a gigantic fireball.
Astronuc said:This is amusing -
http://xkcd.com/55/
If that doesn't work, try - http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/useless.jpg
Wild Angel said:Try this website for some really funny jokes. http://www.telepk.com/jokes/
flying fish said:I'm guessing most everyone has seen this, but in case not:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/scientists_create_largest_novelty_atom
10 charsTachyonie said:I am sure that someone already posted this one but I got this one:
Two atoms meet and have a talk:
Atom1: Hey, how are you doing?
Atom2: Well not so good, I think I lost an electron.
Atom1: Are you sure?
Atom2: I'm Positive!
nicksauce said:World's shortest math joke:
Take epsilon < 0...
mbrmbrg said:
I've got another one like that:many many people said:There are 10 types of people in the world - those who can understand binary, and those who can't.