Science Humor: A Wide Selection

[Lisa!]

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Looks like "Friend"

Thanks alot
It was drving me crazy because I looked at it from different angels, yet I wasn't able to read it!

 

[surajt88]

http://cdn.omg-facts.com/2012/10/5/a6a7f3cf3ec30415b80e09209d97fc96.jpg

 

[jtbell]

 

[L4xord]

lol...

 

[gunslinger]

Schrodinger's cat enters a bar and doesn't.

 

[dkotschessaa]

hehe

 

[dkotschessaa]

The person that gave this to me included an explanation, denying me the chance to figure it out myself, unfortunately. For this crowd...

A mathematician finishes a large meal and says:

√(-1/64)

 

[dkotschessaa]

The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

(Could also be a logician, I suppose)

 

[Bandarigoda]

lol...

Is this for really?

 

[jtbell]

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

He should have come home with 13 loaves of bread.

 

[AmazingLight]

Question: Which of the following is most different from the others?

(A) a P.H.D in Mathematical Biology
(B) a P.H.D in Theoretical Mathematics
(C) a P.H.D in Statistics
(D) a large pepperoni pizza

Answer: (B). The other three can all feed a family of of four.

 

[micromass]

Question: Which of the following is most different from the others?

(A) a P.H.D in Mathematical Biology
(B) a P.H.D in Theoretical Mathematics
(C) a P.H.D in Statistics
(D) a large pepperoni pizza

Answer: (B). The other three can all feed a family of of four.

Not sure if a PhD in mathematical biology is that much better...

 

[Adoniram]

 

[OmCheeto]

How am I not subscribed to this thread?

 

[dkotschessaa]

How am I not subscribed to this thread?

You are now.

 

[sgrondahl]

George Takei posted this picture. Thought you might enjoy it!

George Takei posted this picture. Thought you might enjoy it!

 

[DeIdeal]

This is kind of a bad pun, but I didn't see it in the thread:

What's nutritious and commutes? An Abelian soup.

Ha-ha-Ha-ha!

 

[davenn]

Dave

 

[Borg]

No comment.

 

[davenn]

No comment.

haha :)

 

[Adoniram]

Dave

Cute. Just finished electronics 3310 at UNT last spring too :)

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

 

[davenn]

haha nice one Greg

guess this guy didn't pay much attention in his physics classes...

cheers
Dave

 

[OmCheeto]

I've decided that there are holes in the theory of how semiconductors work.

 

[davenn]

I've decided that there are holes in the theory of how semiconductors work.

hahaha nice one Om :)
Im seriously considering quoting you and that in my sig,

and one for today ...

cheers
Dave

 

[OmCheeto]

hahaha nice one Om :)
Im seriously considering quoting you and that in my sig,

It was inspired by my thinking of which layer of Feynman's onion I could comprehend:

Top layer. This is my comprehension level of the world.

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Second layer. Makes my head hurt. Inspiration for holes joke:

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Third layer. I have not a clue.

[PLAIN]http://schools-wikipedia.org/images/161/16169.png[/CENTER]

and one for today ...

cheers
Dave

I see what you did there!

:thumbs:​

 

[davenn]

was a nice little play on words D

 

[JimmyTrow]

I've been hunting for some chemistry puns, but all the good ones Argon.

 

[Adoniram]

 

[davenn]

Today's funny ... with the theme "what happens in Vegas ..."

cheers
Dave

 

[Evo]

Today's funny ... with the theme "what happens in Vegas ..."

cheers
Dave

Good one!

 

[davenn]

OK here's one for my fellow RF engineers

cheers
Dave

 

[BrettJimison]

I was going to tell a chemistry joke, but all my funny jokes argon.

 

[OmCheeto]

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Sorry if this has been posted before. I'm a busy person...
And it anyone responds; "You forgot the dx!", I will not re-respond, as, I'm outta here!

 

[davenn]

the pic isn't showing, Om

Dave